Grace & Frankie

If you haven't done so yet . . .

watch me throw shade at a legend in the new season of 

Grace & Frankie 

on Netflix.

S3 E1

Zero Fucks

Those of you who know me know that I am passionate about a couple of Movements. 1.) The Boss Bitch Movement. 2.) The give-no-fucks Movement.

So the following book just became my bible. Behold:

If you're a human on earth (which you are) that gives a fuck about things (which you do. don't try and pretend you don't.) read it. And learn to give less fucks. 

A few gems from the book incase you need more convincing: 

#1: Not giving a fuck does not mean being indifferent; it means being comfortable with being different.

#2: To not give a fuck about adversity, you must first give a fuck about something more important than adversity.

#3: Whether you realize it or not, you are always choosing what to give a fuck about. 

That's all you get because I'm not gunna spoon feed this to you. Just read it. 

#ZeroFucks

If you need me . . .

 . . . I'll just be over here reminiscing about that time the Academy got it right.

GUH. 

I'm changing back into my sweatpants.

😑

2002

Best Actor

Training Day

#twerk

A couple of months ago I did a guest spot on the CBS comedy The Great Indoors. 

It was a big moment for me because it's where I got to debut my twerking. 

Not only that, but then I was gifed.

You're welcome. 

Well, at least her #twerking is on point. #TheGreatIndoors pic.twitter.com/tg1fPfrqFJ

— The Great Indoors (@GreatIndoorsCBS) December 9, 2016

La La Land

I just wanna be straight up with you guys.

I LOVED THIS GODDAMN MOVIE. LIKE, I BEYOND LOVED IT AND I THINK ABOUT IT DAILY.

So I'm not really sure why everyone is hating on it so hard?

These are some of the complaints that I've heard and my responses below. In caps. Like I'm yelling. Because I am.

Complaint #1
Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling have already been in a movie together. 

NO. THEY'VE BEEN IN TWO TOGETHER BEFORE THIS. AND YOU'RE WELCOME! THEIR CHEMISTRY IS BEYOND.

SHUT UP.

Complaint #2
It was like, kind of depressing.

YOU'RE RIGHT SIR. IT WAS. BECAUSE SOMETIMES LIFE IS DEPRESSING. AND THE ENDING WAS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION OF EVERYTHING WORKING OUT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO.

SHUT UP.

Complaint #3
Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling weren't very good singers and dancers. 

OHHHHH. MYYYYYY. GAWWWWDDDDD.

A) HOW DARE YOU SPEAK ABOUT MY BFF EMMA STONE THAT WAY. EMMA, YOU WERE FAB. I GOTCHU.

B) DUHHHH. ITS A MODERN MUSICAL. YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BREAK RULES AND BE DIFFERENT.

C) SHUT UP.

I've clearly been having a lot of feelings about this. But like...everyone is entitled to their own (wrong) opinion.

That's all I got. Bye.