But its FINE because I fled the country and went to GREECE. And I now have a plan to find and infiltrate the Grecian Royal Family so I can stay forever.
I was in Athens for 24 hrs and then Mykonos for 10 days.
GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. You GUYSSSSSSSSSSSUHHHH. It was so beautiful I want to CRY a thousand cries.
Just look at my pics from insta.
Found a merman. Took him home with him. #pimp
The merman found his sea legs and took me on a sweet lil date.
Pulled a stranded boat to shore with my bare hands.
Keeping the waters safe. #MykonosPD
Last goddamn beautiful night. Bawling.