2.23.2017

#twerk


A couple of months ago I did a guest spot on the CBS comedy The Great Indoors. 
It was a big moment for me because it's where I got to debut my twerking. 
Not only that, but then I was gifed.

You're welcome. 

2.20.2017

La La Land


I just wanna be straight up with you guys.

I LOVED THIS GODDAMN MOVIE. LIKE, I BEYOND LOVED IT AND I THINK ABOUT IT DAILY.

So I'm not really sure why everyone is hating on it so hard?

These are some of the complaints that I've heard and my responses below. In caps. Like I'm yelling. Because I am.

Complaint #1
Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling have already been in a movie together. 

NO. THEY'VE BEEN IN TWO TOGETHER BEFORE THIS. AND YOU'RE WELCOME! THEIR CHEMISTRY IS BEYOND.

SHUT UP.

Complaint #2
It was like, kind of depressing.

YOU'RE RIGHT SIR. IT WAS. BECAUSE SOMETIMES LIFE IS DEPRESSING. AND THE ENDING WAS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION OF EVERYTHING WORKING OUT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO.

SHUT UP.

Complaint #3
Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling weren't very good singers and dancers. 

OHHHHH. MYYYYYY. GAWWWWDDDDD.

A) HOW DARE YOU SPEAK ABOUT MY BFF EMMA STONE THAT WAY. EMMA, YOU WERE FAB. I GOTCHU.

B) DUHHHH. ITS A MODERN MUSICAL. YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BREAK RULES AND BE DIFFERENT.

C) SHUT UP.

I've clearly been having a lot of feelings about this. But like...everyone is entitled to their own (wrong) opinion.

That's all I got. Bye.

6.20.2016

Grecian Royal Family . . . Where you at?

K. So here's the thing. My pilot didn't get picked up. Again. *Middle Fingers UP* 

But its FINE because I fled the country and went to GREECE. And I now have a plan to find and infiltrate the Grecian Royal Family so I can stay forever. 

I was in Athens for 24 hrs and then Mykonos for 10 days. 

GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.  You GUYSSSSSSSSSSSUHHHH. It was so beautiful I want to CRY a thousand cries. 

Just look at my pics from insta.


#PrincessLyfe

Found a merman. Took him home with him. #pimp

The merman found his sea legs and took me on a sweet lil date. 

Hideous. 

Pulled a stranded boat to shore with my bare hands. 
Keeping the waters safe. #MykonosPD

As the birthplace of Artemis and Apollo, 

the Greek island of Delos (Greek: Δηλος; Dhílos, "Brilliant") 

was a major sacred site for the ancient Greeks.


Last goddamn beautiful night. Bawling. 

My Heart & Soul were beyond full, fat & happy 💗 

Till next time, friend. ευχαριστώ!

4.20.2016

Rabbit Hole

Do you ever see those articles on FB that say like... I "Ashley Benson's Hollywood Hills Mansion is every Girls dream Pinterest board come to life" ??

................And then click on it?

I just did that. Well I should say I did that an hour ago. It led me down a rabbit hole of looking at celebrity homes. Or at least they say. But are they REALLY their homes? Like, did I actually just peek inside Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo's Soho Loft? (They're selling it btw)

Anyhoodle. All this clicking. on my butt. for the last hour. has made me want to have a dinner party. I planned it all when I was looking at Dianna Agron's sweet lil mansh. Except I live in a 1 bedroom apartment so I might have logistical problems.

Whatever. I'm going for it.




3.25.2016

In another life

Let me tell you something that you may not know about me:

I'm obsessed with home makeovers, renovations, decorating, house flipping etc. Basically anything that could be on HGTV. If acting doesn't work out I'm going to force my boyfriend to flip houses with me. We will be the next Joanna and Chip Gaines. He knows nothing about construction so there will be a learning curve. But I think we can do it.

Anyhoo, I found out I'm getting a tax refund and now I can't stop fantasizing about all the home goods I'm gunna buy for our apartment. It's dangerous.

I could be an adult with my money and save it or like............................invest.......in........something...?
But that's so boring I could cry.

So I'm currently on the Urban Outfitters dot com Apartment section plotting how I'm going to spend it all 😈 

I mainly want this bedding. Its pretty but its dark so its still masculine to appease the bf. I don't think we'll see eye to eye on this but I'm very persuasive. 

I've also always wanted this. Pretty much just for the novelty of having a swing in the apartment. But lets get real . . . where the fck would I put this? And it would probably break. 

I'll let you guys knows what I end up getting. Or maybe I'll save it. Or invest it. I dunno guys. Adulting is a lot. 

3.24.2016

GREECE

Did I tell y'all I'm going to Greece in June??

I don't think I did . . .

I'M GOING TO GREECE IN JUNE!!!!!!

You guyssssssssssssssssssssss . . . guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . I can't deal with how excited I am. It's all I think about. Its all I talk about.

We're going to Mykonos from the 5th-18th and then we're taking day trips to surrounding islands. Right?

RIGHT?!?!

The only thing is I'm very allergic to a lot of different sea food. I don't know all of them. But i'm def allergic to salmon, cod and all shellfish. Soooooooo I kinda think I'm going to need to do some sort of allergy test before I go.

So. That's it. I'm going to Greece and it's all I'm thinking about. it's all I'm talking about.


3.16.2016

Pilot Season = Felicia. BYE!


Guyyyyyyyssssssss Pilot season is over for me!!
I'll miss it so much! NOT.

Click the pic below to read about the Pilot I'll be doing. 

BYE FELICA!