Grace & Frankie

If you haven't done so yet . . .

watch me throw shade at a legend in the new season of 

Grace & Frankie 

on Netflix.

S3 E1

Zero Fucks

Those of you who know me know that I am passionate about a couple of Movements. 1.) The Boss Bitch Movement. 2.) The give-no-fucks Movement.

So the following book just became my bible. Behold:

If you're a human on earth (which you are) that gives a fuck about things (which you do. don't try and pretend you don't.) read it. And learn to give less fucks. 

A few gems from the book incase you need more convincing: 

#1: Not giving a fuck does not mean being indifferent; it means being comfortable with being different.

#2: To not give a fuck about adversity, you must first give a fuck about something more important than adversity.

#3: Whether you realize it or not, you are always choosing what to give a fuck about. 

That's all you get because I'm not gunna spoon feed this to you. Just read it. 

#ZeroFucks

If you need me . . .

 . . . I'll just be over here reminiscing about that time the Academy got it right.

GUH. 

I'm changing back into my sweatpants.

😑

2002

Best Actor

Training Day

#twerk

A couple of months ago I did a guest spot on the CBS comedy The Great Indoors. 

It was a big moment for me because it's where I got to debut my twerking. 

Not only that, but then I was gifed.

You're welcome. 

Well, at least her #twerking is on point. #TheGreatIndoors pic.twitter.com/tg1fPfrqFJ

— The Great Indoors (@GreatIndoorsCBS) December 9, 2016

La La Land

I just wanna be straight up with you guys.

I LOVED THIS GODDAMN MOVIE. LIKE, I BEYOND LOVED IT AND I THINK ABOUT IT DAILY.

So I'm not really sure why everyone is hating on it so hard?

These are some of the complaints that I've heard and my responses below. In caps. Like I'm yelling. Because I am.

Complaint #1
Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling have already been in a movie together. 

NO. THEY'VE BEEN IN TWO TOGETHER BEFORE THIS. AND YOU'RE WELCOME! THEIR CHEMISTRY IS BEYOND.

SHUT UP.

Complaint #2
It was like, kind of depressing.

YOU'RE RIGHT SIR. IT WAS. BECAUSE SOMETIMES LIFE IS DEPRESSING. AND THE ENDING WAS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION OF EVERYTHING WORKING OUT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO.

SHUT UP.

Complaint #3
Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling weren't very good singers and dancers. 

OHHHHH. MYYYYYY. GAWWWWDDDDD.

A) HOW DARE YOU SPEAK ABOUT MY BFF EMMA STONE THAT WAY. EMMA, YOU WERE FAB. I GOTCHU.

B) DUHHHH. ITS A MODERN MUSICAL. YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BREAK RULES AND BE DIFFERENT.

C) SHUT UP.

I've clearly been having a lot of feelings about this. But like...everyone is entitled to their own (wrong) opinion.

That's all I got. Bye.

Grecian Royal Family . . . Where you at?

K. So here's the thing. My pilot didn't get picked up. Again. *Middle Fingers UP* 

But its FINE because I fled the country and went to GREECE. And I now have a plan to find and infiltrate the Grecian Royal Family so I can stay forever. 

I was in Athens for 24 hrs and then Mykonos for 10 days. 

GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.  You GUYSSSSSSSSSSSUHHHH. It was so beautiful I want to CRY a thousand cries. 

Just look at my pics from insta.

#PrincessLyfe

Found a merman. Took him home with him. #pimp

The merman found his sea legs and took me on a sweet lil date. 

Hideous. 

Pulled a stranded boat to shore with my bare hands. 

Keeping the waters safe. #MykonosPD

As the birthplace of Artemis and Apollo, 

the Greek island of Delos (Greek: Δηλος; Dhílos, "Brilliant") 

was a major sacred site for the ancient Greeks.

Last goddamn beautiful night. Bawling. 

My Heart & Soul were beyond full, fat & happy 💗 

Till next time, friend. ευχαριστώ!

Rabbit Hole

Do you ever see those articles on FB that say like... I "Ashley Benson's Hollywood Hills Mansion is every Girls dream Pinterest board come to life" ??

................And then click on it?

I just did that. Well I should say I did that an hour ago. It led me down a rabbit hole of looking at celebrity homes. Or at least they say. But are they REALLY their homes? Like, did I actually just peek inside Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo's Soho Loft? (They're selling it btw)

Anyhoodle. All this clicking. on my butt. for the last hour. has made me want to have a dinner party. I planned it all when I was looking at Dianna Agron's sweet lil mansh. Except I live in a 1 bedroom apartment so I might have logistical problems.

Whatever. I'm going for it.

In another life

Let me tell you something that you may not know about me:

I'm obsessed with home makeovers, renovations, decorating, house flipping etc. Basically anything that could be on HGTV. If acting doesn't work out I'm going to force my boyfriend to flip houses with me. We will be the next Joanna and Chip Gaines. He knows nothing about construction so there will be a learning curve. But I think we can do it.

Anyhoo, I found out I'm getting a tax refund and now I can't stop fantasizing about all the home goods I'm gunna buy for our apartment. It's dangerous.

I could be an adult with my money and save it or like............................invest.......in........something...?
But that's so boring I could cry.

So I'm currently on the Urban Outfitters dot com Apartment section plotting how I'm going to spend it all 😈 #domestic #hgtv #cute #idowhatiwant

I mainly want this bedding. Its pretty but its dark so its still masculine to appease the bf. I don't think we'll see eye to eye on this but I'm very persuasive. 

I've also always wanted this. Pretty much just for the novelty of having a swing in the apartment. But lets get real . . . where the fuck would I put this? And it would probably break. 

I'll let you guys knows what I end up getting. Or maybe I'll save it. Or invest it. I dunno guys. Adulting is a lot. 

GREECE

Did I tell y'all I'm going to Greece in June??

I don't think I did . . .

I'M GOING TO GREECE IN JUNE!!!!!!

You guyssssssssssssssssssssss . . . guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . I can't deal with how excited I am. It's all I think about. Its all I talk about.

We're going to Mykonos from the 5th-18th and then we're taking day trips to surrounding islands. Right?

RIGHT?!?!

The only thing is I'm very allergic to a lot of different sea food. I don't know all of them. But i'm def allergic to salmon, cod and all shellfish. Soooooooo I kinda think I'm going to need to do some sort of allergy test before I go.

So. That's it. I'm going to Greece and it's all I'm thinking about. it's all I'm talking about.

Pilot Season = Felicia. BYE!

Guyyyyyyyssssssss Pilot season is over for me!!

I'll miss it so much! NOT.

Click the pic below to read about the Pilot I'll be doing. 

BYE FELICA!

It only took me 13 years . . .

To become obsessed with Grey's Anatomy.

Late last year I read Shonda Rhimes' book My Year Of Yes. Actually, that was a lie. I listened to it. On my many trips to Santa Monica during Rush Hour. Anyhoo, I EXPERIENCED Shonda Rhimes book My Year of Yes.

I briefly started watching Grey's Anatomy but couldn't really get into it. Then at Christmas I gave my mom a copy of the book (BECAUSE IT'S AMAZING) and after she was done she started watching it.

Now, my mom becomes easily obsessed with things. Like, she's on season 11 right now and has no plans of stopping. Through my mom's obsession I heard SO MUCH about Grey's. I pretty much already know everything that happens.

But I started watching it anyway. AND NOW I LOVE IT AND ITS ALL I WANT TO DO WITH MY TIME.

I'm currently watching Season 2 Episode 8. Like CURRENTLY. It's on right now. Its taking me forever to write this post.

Derrick is currently struggling with his decision to get back together with Addison and leave Meredith.

BUT I LOVEEEEEEEEE THESE RELATIONSHIPS.

Christina Yang wrecks me! So type A. Such a ballzy bitch. Love her.

Meredith is presh.

Derrick really needs to stop being such a poon about his relationship.

Love this show. But uck 12 seasons is so daunting.

k. I'm gunna go watch the rest of the Ep now. Bye.

The Fat Kids

One of my fave passages from Big Magic in a sub section that's entitled The Fat Kids. 

Just read the damn book.
                                              

Younger

K.
Straight up.
I'm OBSESSED with Younger on TV Land.

Its kind of the only show I don't DVR because I watch it live every week.

I'm 100% its target demo. It's about 26 year olds being Boss Bitches. And like duh. I get that. I'm about to watch a new ep and I kinda think I'm about to blog about feelings throughout out the show.

Yeah. I think it's happening. In 3 . . . 2 . . . 1. . .

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Guhhhhh this show makes me wanna go back in NY. I went last October and I miss it.

Also. Sutton Foster is so adorable. She does straight up look 26. Get it girl.

Hilary Duff's (who will always affectionately be known in my head as Lizzie McGuire) wardrobe is so on point. This poncho cape thing she is wearing is my dream.

Why is this woman pressuring Lizze McGuire to get married to her bf. She's 26. Leave her alone.

I'm really not a fan of Thad. Kelsey (Hilary Duff/Lizzie McGuire) can do better.

THAD. CAN YOU STOP WITH YOUR CLUELESSNESS. THANK YOU. BYE.

*****************Commersh Break*************************

Liza (Sutton Foster) is wearing a skirt. And it looks freezing in the show. Not sure how I feel about that.

Josh is very attractive. He has LOTS of tattoos. My bf is sitting right next to me. So that's all I can say.

This Cheryl Sussman woman needs to leave precious Liza ALONE. NOW.

RUDE. RUDE. RUDE. Can't stand her.

Something important just happened but I kinda missed it.

*****************Commersh Break*************************

(The commercial for Extra Gum where it shows this young couple from when they meet to when they get engaged and has "Can't help falling in love" makes me BAWL)

Liza is laying on a shrinks couch now. I def missed something. 

This show is just so damn CUTE.

UCKKKKKKK Cheryl Sussman GET A LIFE. 

I hate that Liza has to hide her age. 

I meannnnnnn 26 year old girls get cray when they're upset. Kelsey is raging right now. She might be hammered. 

OMG Josh is bawling. 

Josh and Liza are 100% about to break up. We all knew it was coming. But guhhh dev. 

*****************Commersh Break*************************

THAD. GO AWAY. 

And now he's proposing. K. Kelsey broke up with you. 

But K she accepted. After lecturing Liza on her inadequate relationship to Josh. I'm furious. 

K. 

Kayyyyyyyyy.

Big F****** Magic

No but for real . . . BIG. MAGIC.

When did I stop writing blog posts?? I just re-read a lot of my old ones and I was . . . ADORABLE in them. Like, they were PRESH.

It is currently 8:12 pm on a Tuesday evening and I am STUFFED with Sugarfish. Well I should say I'm stuffed with tuna. I'm historically allergic to almost every kind of fish besides tuna.

So. Tuna.
I'm stuffed with tuna.

So, I'm reading this book called Big Magic. Have you read it? If you haven't DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND READ IT IMMEDIATELY. It's all about fear during the creative process and I'm OBSESSED.



It's become my go-to during any down time I have during pilot season. Which is not a lot. (kill me).

In the section I'm reading right now Elizabeth Gilbert is PREACHING about just DOING something creative. Taking out all the questioning. Taking out all the need to feel original. Taking out all the need to feel like you're gunna save the world. Just fucking DO something.

And I'm like YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!! I get that GIRL!

Especially during this time of year. There's such a high volume of auditions with extremely short turn around time . . .the creative PROCESS isn't the thing you stress when you have to be at CBS Radford in 2 hours and have 11 pages of sides prepped.

But I love this idea of doing something ELSE. Anything ELSE. And just DOING. IT.

You have Big Magic to thank for my return to blogging. Expect lots more updates on my sassy feelings about things.

Yes. Incase my visitors have forgotten . . . I'm very sassy. And I use the F word like all the time.

Go read Big Magic. Just do it.

TalentLess

BOOS!

Checkkkkk out this HILAR Web Series I Guest Starred in!

Its called TalentLess and its about useless Talent Agents and I dieeee for it!

Like. Share. Comment. Bawl. 

Click the pic below for the first 2 eps!

#Talentless

"In the Waiting Line"

If possible . . . this is the most painful waiting process I've been through whilst waiting for a pilot pickup/death.

And let me be clear. This isn't my first waiting game. This is the 3rd pilot I've done in the last 2 years.

I was just reflecting on why this time around is so much more excruciating. And it has nothing to do with my love of the show. I've loved all the shows I've done. It has EVERYTHING to do with the randommmmmm time of year.

The last 2 times around I wrapped shooting right before the holidays. WHICH MEANS I got to go into the holidays/parties/eating everything/drinking all the egg nog being blissfully employed knowing that I would know nothing until after Santa came.

BUT THIS TIME ITS SO DAMN HOT AND THERE ARE NO HOLIDAY PARTIES FOR ME TO ATTEND.

Trader Joes JUST started selling pumpkins which is NOT cutting it for me.

SO. I realized that when you're in any sort of waiting line you (and by you I mean me. but also you if you're reading this and feel like I get you) need ANOTHER VERSION OF A HOLIDAY PARTY.

I actually came to this conclusion a while ago and have been documenting my adventures for your enjoyment:

Recently I have . . . 

become domestic AF

*chicken, kale & lentil soup FROM SCRATCH BETCH

become a baby whisperer 

discovered quotes that clearly GET. ME. 

*but like . . . am I right??

guarded an ancient hut with my friend Jessica

and went to mother fcking PARIS

So the moral of the story is ALWAYS HAVE A HOLIDAY PARTY TO ATTEND. 

Kahnversations

Guysssssssss

Check out this podcast I did for my acting studio

Lesly Kahn & Co.

I talk all about my career thus far and swear

a lot. 

Click the pic below!

Hope you like!

Cope.

Dead. 

Done. Bye. 

Obsessed. 

COPE.

Gorgeous Morons

Suuuuuuuuuper excited to announce that I will be returning to the ABC Family fam

in their new sit com Gorgeous Morons!!

#ReunitedAndItFeelsSoGood

Click the pic below for the full article!

#FBF

#FBF to me giving Courtney Cox the stank face on Cougar Town.