Garden Apartments

I'm shooting a recurring role for a pilot tomorrow called The Garden Apartments.

Miss Crista Flanagan (the creator of the show) called and pitched the role to me like this:

Crista: "You're basically a hot, trashy, selfish young mom with 2 dirty kids under the age of 3. WOuld you be interested in playing that."

Me: "Yes. For the love of Gawd yes."

So. That's happening. Get excited.

Guhh. I can't wait to play with the dirty child.

I thought you said you were on Two Broke Girls

Oh hey guys.

Ummm sooo remember when I said I would be on Two Broke Girls on 2.18?

And remember when production told me the wrong air date of my episode?

And remember when you watched on 2.18 and didn't see me?

Well that's why.

Sorrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy

Turns out my episode aired a couple of weeks ago.

I love you all for watching tho! You're my favorite <3 br="">

Vid City

Guys. I'm back to posting vids. Here's one of them. Get excited. It's all happening.

KFC: Kool Fricken Chicken

Next:

I booked and shot a KFC commersh last week. I will forever look at KFC and hear the words Kool Fricken Chicken. Why? The dad in the spot was improving and referred to KFC as Kool Fricken Chicken and became my favorite person.

I'll post a vid of the spot once I track it down.

Kool Fricken Chicken.

SO many things

Oh well hayyy. Fancy seeing you 'round these parts. It's been a hot second.

I have like 87 things to tell you. And by 87 I mean 3. And by tell you...I mean blog about. Which I plan on doing. Right now. In 3 separate posts.

First. I booked and shot a delightful role on Two Broke Girls. Siiiiiiiick. I got to wear Louboutins and carry an Hermes bag. Hawt.

My episode airs on CBS one week from today 2.18. Y'all bestttt beeee watchinggggggggg!

New Years 2012-2013!!

Welllll I was gunna write about my New Years for you guys BUT they say a picture is worth 1000 words...right??

Well what about like...a bunch of pictures....and videos.....set to music......?

That's like....wayyyyyyyy better.

THIS was my New Years!! By far the best one yet! So excited for the year to come! 2013. Let's do this.

Happy New Year!

Halloween Poetry at it's Finest

Twas all hallows eve 

And I home alone

Work on these audition sides? 

No. Obvi. I’ll write a poem.

A poem about what?

I asked in my head
DUHHHH a poem about HALLOWEEN

My inner voice said

Twas Hallows Eve and all through L.A.
Weirdos of all ages came out to play
Be it partying in West Ho. or a lil Trick or Treat
Tonight is THE night to “FLAUNT YOUR FREAK”

But to the youngsta freaks
Out to the dark streets please don’t dart
I know you’re having so much fun
But it gives drivers like me palpitations of the heart

Major ones
You know dis son

It’s gets me stressed
I’m only 23
I can’t be dying from cardiac arrest

To all the Spooky Stunnas out there
Have fun and be safe aiiiight?
Happy Hallows Eve to All
And to ALL a FREAKAAY night