High Class Jersey Shore Guidette Call Girl

Did everyone have an amazing 11.11.11?! Did some Epic wishing go down?! Hopeeee soooo!

I got two very last minute auditions this week and I'm still chuckling to myself about the characters I got to play. FIRST was to play a Typical Jersey Shore Guidette and the SECOND was to play a High Class Call Girl for Criminal Minds................................type casted much?.............KIDDING!! I'm not a High Class Jersey Shore Guidette Call Girl.............or am I?..........ok seriously no I'm not...

My agent called me and asked me if I could do a Jersey Accent and I was like "TOTES!" knowing that I could LEARN it and then she was like AWESOME!! Be at this place by 5 today and audition for the Jersey Shore Guidette Chick........and I was like fuuuuuuuuuuhhhhk. I literally had enough time to come home do the standard poof on my hair and throw on an episode of Jersey Shore in the background and listen to the accent. I pulled it off though hehehe yeahhh! We will see how THAT turns out.

The other exciting thing that happened this week is that the episode of Etiquette Ninjas that I'm in is being featured on Funny Or Die right now! I know ALL of you have already seen it because I posted it on my page ;-) but its SO MUCH BETTER on the ACTUAL Funny Or Die website! Go look ~~~> FunnyOrDie.com/m/68bx


That has been my week friends! I am going to keep up this Posting Pace! Its good right? You like it? Ok good I'll keep it up.


Madly in love with you all <3


xo, Lilah

Salome

**Ahem** . . . **AHHH-HEMM** I would like everyone to take note that this is INDEED my second post of the week! Awww yeahhhhh TOLD YOU I would do it! Yess!

Ok time for a disclaimer:

~THE FOLLOWING POST MAY CONTAIN "TRUE BLOOD"

SPOILERS! IF YOU ARE A FAN STOP. READING. NOW. ~

You GUYS! Guys. I was given one of the hardest scenes ever to do for acting class this past week. Seriously. It was from True Blood to play an ancient Vampire named Salome. As in THE Salome from the bible. Dark haired with dark features, exotic looking, Mediterranean, Middle Eastern and /or African. An ancient vampire who is a world class seductress and fiercely intelligent. She also has quite a lot of madness in her. She is the most powerful person in every way yet capable of hiding this power when it serves her purposes. Doesn't sound THAT hard right? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO!

The thing that I discovered from the scene we were given is that she's basically an Evangelical Vampire (I just made that up) and fiercely believes that humans are animals and were put on the earth to feed US (the Vampires). The entire scene was basically her PREACHING about that! 

We were assigned the same scene AGAIN this week (oy) so we can all (and by "all" I mean the girls) find a strong enough substitution for her Intense Evangelical Vampire Beliefs. Since I'm NOT and Evangelical Vampire (and I doubt i'll ever be?) it's been tough for me. I love the scene. It reads REALLY well but MAN this is tough! Wish me luck? Yeah?! Awwww thanks! You guys are the bestest cyber friends evaa!

Oy! I'll let you know how it goes! 

Etiquette Ninjas Vid!!

GUYS! Guys. Do you remember me telling you about that Web Series called Etiquette Ninjas??? That reallllllly funny one that I was gunna film an episode for?! Well its finished! Hereeee it issss!

The Glee Project

So here's the thing . . . even though my last post was only 8 days ago . . . that's not good enough!! Right?? I've def gotten better about posting BUT I wanna start posting AT LEAST twice a week. It's like who DOESN'T wanna hang with their cyber friends more often riiiight? I'm gunna do it. Its gunna happen. Get excited.

Anyhoooo Hayyy Guyssss! How ya doinnn? Splendid I'm hoping!

Guys! I was reading my journal (yes I totes keep a journal. i'm secretly a 13 year old girl.) entries from the past month and I realized that October has been a BADASS MONTH!! LOTS of great auditions! Had some greatttt meetings! And it's only getting better! (damn. I use alot of exclamation points)

To end this supa awesome month and transition into the NEXT supa awesome month I'm auditioning for The Glee Project! Yuppppp on Monday (Halloween!) I will be singing my little heart out for Robert Ulrich. (<--- Be Tee Dubs (btw) I'm SO excited to meet him. He casts American Horror Story. THOROUGHLY geeking out). I got to meet up with my vocal teacher that I haven't seen in AGES to brush up for the audish.

I was realizing that you guys don't know what my singing voice sounds like. I think this means I need to put the song I end up singing on tape for you guys. Yeah its totes gunna happen.

I'm madly in love with you all! Hope you have an amazing weekend and a Happy Halloween! Be Safe!

Till next time dolls <3

~ Lilah

Damages

Do you guys even realize how many times I wanted to post this week!? It's like every time I sat down to write I got an audition that needed immediate attention. Jeeeez audishes are SO needy ;-) KIDDING (not kidding)!

Here's one that I put on tape on Wednesday for casting in NY. Its for a little show called DAMAGES on FX with some chick named Glenn Close (whaaaat?!). The two scenes that I did are actually with Glenn Close's character and the idea of acting with her made me stupid giddy! Can. You. IMAGINE?!

Ok let me set it up for you as best I can (there was very little info that came with the audition). In the first scene Glenn Close comes to my house to talk to my mother. I called her because she is a VERY powerful lawyer and my mother is in DESPERATE need of one.

The second scene takes place in Glenn Close's office. We are discussing how to move forward with the lawsuit we want to file. My mother "blew the whistle" on some people (I wish I knew WHO!) to this guy named McClaren. He promised that her identity would be kept a secret but somehow my mother was outed and we're assuming it was McClaren.

I hope that made SOME sense. Like I said there was like NO info that came with this audition.

Enjoy!

Oh and P.S................at this point the Universe is playing a funny trick on me in regards to the still shots of my face. It like.....HOW does somebody manage to have THAT many retarded shots of their face???

When one door closes . . .

SOOOOO I've decided that I'm going to start posting more! Yay? YAY!

I meannnn new things (little and not so little) happen allll the time sooo why not share right?? RIGHT.

SO (<~~~ I swearrr to GOD I need to find a new word to replace "so" I use it to start off pretty much every sentence. Trust me its no different when I actually SPEAK in real life. Anywayyyyy back to what I was saying ~~~>) today I got some interesting news . . . a couple of weeks ago I auditioned for the lead in a feature and got a callback. Went to the callback and must have done a pretty good job because they gave me a new scene to do as a cold read! (Nice.)

Welllll a few weeks went by and I didn't hear anything. I just thought Ok I guess I wasn't what they were looking for BUT THEN I got an email forwarded to me today from my agent from the producer from that film! They said I was their #4 Choice (fair enough) BUT he's developing this OTHER feature and he thinks I'm perfect for a role in that. He sent over the script so I can take a look at it. I've read the beginning so far but its looking coooooool.

LOVE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS! When one door closes another one opens ~

DO you guys feel thoroughly updated?? I hope so! If not lemme know kayyy? I'd be more than HAPPY to talk more ;-)

Till next time friends! Have a wonderful night ~

It's Friday, Friday

YO YO YO wat upppp!!! <~~~ I could never pull that off in real life.

Just wanted to fill you in on a lil somethin somethin. Me and my friend are developing an awesome web series. He's writing and acting in it and I'm helping him with the production side of it (and of course acting in it duh).

It's going fall under the whole supernatural genre that's oh so very popular right now! And we're actually going to film a scene from it as sort of a teaser within the next week. Yeahhhh hunnay. I can't wait to show you guys!

I honestly wish I could tell you more about it but the write swore me to secrecy. . .

OK WAIT! I never understood why people would start talking about something and get you all excited about it IF THEY KNEW "they couldn't give you any specific details" about it. You know what I'm talking about? Kiiiiiiinda like what I did now?? Oooops. But I mean maybe its ok ONLY when I do it?? ;-)

Anyhoo, I PROMISE to show you the little teaser scene when I it have ok? =)

Happy Friday ~


It’s Friday, Friday . . . Gotta get down on Friday . . . Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (you know that song runs through your head every Friday) . . . .